两性笑活
2006-3-18 15:16:13

一个女人正躺在床上和他的情夫嘿休嘿休的时候,突然听到丈夫开门进屋的声音。「快!站在那角落里不要动!」她赶紧将他全身擦满婴儿用油,再洒满石灰粉,她轻声的告诉他「站著不要动,你就装著是一个石膏像。」她丈夫进到房间里时,指著角落里的东西「那是什么?」他太太冷静的回说「喔!只是个石膏像。蔡家的卧房里也有一个,我觉得蛮漂亮的,所以我也弄一个回家摆设摆设。」夫妻俩自此就不再谈石膏像的事,直到俩人上床睡觉都不再谈起。清晨二点左右,丈夫起床到厨房吃东西,回房时,手里拿著一个三明治,一牛奶,递给那个石膏像说:「拿去,吃点东西吧!不要像我,在蔡家站了三天,连一口水都没得喝。」
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